Ranking the 2009-2010 Top Dance Teams

THE BEST

1. Phoenix Suns dancers

These girls are amazing! And they have the awards to show it, consistently winning the NBA's best dance team award year in and year out. With fantastic choreography and talented dancers, the Suns are by far the best dance team out there.

2. New Orleans Honey Bees

If you want to know how dancing is done, just watch the Bees. The Bees consistently perform very complicated routines to perfection on a nightly basis. Arguably the most talented team in the league.

3. Boston Celtics

It seems like Boston is good at everything. In addition to having the most beautiful girls around, these beauty queens know how to entertain a crowd! Classiest group in the NBA.

THE WORST

1. Los Angeles Clippers

Unbelievably bad. As in... words can't describe how horrendous this group is. Rarely in sync, and surprisingly little talent. Most college teams have a better dance squad than the Clippers.

One cannot emphasize how horrible this team is. If it were possible, I would place the Clipper girls as #1, 2 and 3 on my worst list due to how poorly they perform.

2. Nu Skin Utah Jazz

I had to look up what a Nu Skin was... I had no idea, and even less of an idea why they are called the Nu Skin girls. It turns out it's a beauty product for the skin. My assessment is most of the Jazz girls could benefit by using some of their product. The Jazz girls have some major talent surrounded by very mediocre ex-cheerleaders. If this were a cheerleading squad they'd be exceptional. But they make a poor dance team.

3. Detroit Pistons

Just look at the photo. Woof! This is why they get the #3 ranking. Truthfully they are pretty good dancers, but whoever is in charge of their outfits should seek a new job. No human being should ever be forced to dress like that.

As far as dance goes? They are actually pretty decent. Third worse on dress alone.